ménage à trois bundle

As they say... two's company and three is a whole lot of fun!

This trio of Beret Condoms with Hyaluronic Acid, Oh La La Love Lube and Oui Oui Personal Wipes is the ultimate threesome.

Our products are au natural with no synthetic ingredients: better for you and the planet!

Housed in an easy-open buttercup enclosure and coated with a Hyaluronic Acid lubricant, our condoms help retain moisture and reduce friction. Simple? Safe? Oui Oui. Paired with our Oh La La Love lube, made with Aloe Vera and infused with Australian native botanicals, this duo is super safe and has anti-inflammatory and anti-fungal properties. Add our biodegradable, natural Oui Oui wipes and you have the best 3-way you could ever imagine.
 

Bundle Includes:

  • 1x Oh La La Water-Based Love Lube 100ml
  • 1x Beret Condoms with Hyaluronic Acid 12 pack
  • 1 x Oui Oui Wipes 12 pack

ménage à trois bundle

$40

wipes details

  • 100% Biodegradable Bamboo Wipes
  • pH balanced formula to support vaginal health
  • Hypoallergenic, Anti-Inflammatory & Anti-Fungal
  • Infused with Australian native botanicals
  • Alcohol & Fragrance Free

love lube details

  • Natural Water Based Aloe Lube
  • Hypoallergenic & pH Balanced formulation
  • Latex friendly for use with Frenchie's
  • Toy friendly
  • Glycerin & Paraben free

condom details

  • 100% natural vegan rubber latex condom
  • Electronically triple tested for safety
  • Unique Buttercup design (never guess which way is up!)
  • TGA approved and registered
  • Water-based Hyaluronic Lubricant
  • 0.05mm ultra-thin

reviews

Frenchie products are made for a new generation of lovers. Our products are natural, 100% vegan, clean and crafted with love. Our wipes and lube are uniquely infused with Australian native botanicals to add anti-inflammatory and anti-fungal properties while keeping a natural pH balance. Our condoms are housed in an easy-use buttercup enclosure with Hyaluronic Acid so that sex is safe, good for your body and simpler than ever.

Frenchie Oui Oui Wipes are no ordinary personal wipe. Made from 100% Biodegrable Bamboo, Water and soothing Aloe Vera, our wipes are infused with the anti-inflammatory and anti-fungal qualities of Australian native botanicals. Naturally hypoallergenic and safe-to-use, each wipe is formulated to help maintain a natural pH balance and healthy skin from head to toe.

FAQs

How do I dispose of Frenchie Oui Oui Wipes?

After each use, throw your wipe in the garbage. No flushing down the toilet. Merci!

Our wipes are made with naturally strong 100% biodegradable bamboo fibres. Flushing either the wipes or the packet could cause blockages in your plumbing system.


Are the wipes reusable?

Our personal hygiene wipes have been made for single use only.


How do I use the wipes?

To use, remove the wipe from the sachet and gently wipe any part of the body that you want to be oh so fresh.

Once you're done, dispose in the garbage. No flushing, merci!


Are Frenchie Oui Oui Wipes hypoallergenic?

Our wipes are naturally hypoallergenic and safe to use on sensitive skin.

Made with soothing Aloe Vera and Australian native botanicals for their regenerative and protective qualities, our wipes have been developed to help your body maintain a healthy pH balance.

Wipes are 100% alcohol and fragrance free.

As with any product that you apply to your skin, please test a small area of your skin first. If irritation occurs, please discontinue use.


What is a wipe made of?

Each wipe is made of 100% Biodegradable Bamboo, Water, Aloe Vera, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Aloe Vera, Lemon Aspen Extract, Davidson Plum, Lilly Pilly, Tasmanian Mountain Berry and Citric Acid.


How often can I use the wipes?

Our wipes are hypoallergenic and safe to use whenever you need a freshen up.

How big is each wipe?

Each wipe is 14 x 22 cm when unfolded. Big enough for any cleanup ;)

Is the Oh La La Water Based Love Lube safe to use with Latex condoms and my toys?

Yes, its formulated as a waterbased lubricant that won’t breakdown latex or silicone as some known pil based products can. Safe to use with your condoms and toys

 

Is it safe to use when pregnant or trying to conveive?

Yes! The 100% natural formulation doesn’t include any nasties, spermicides or contraceptives. We always recommend speaking with your Gynaecologist or Doctor first.


What is the PH value of the Oh La La Love Lube?

We have ensured our formula is as close to the natural PH of the Vagina, our Oh La La Waterbased Love lube PH level is between 4.5 – 5.0 (typical vagina PH is between 3.5 to 4.5)


How shall I store the Oh La La Love Lube?

Once opened please store in a cool spot out of direct sunlight.


What are the pump and bottle made from?

Our sexy looking bottle is made from durable and hard wearing, chemical resistant PETG plastic. A material well suited for medical applications.

 

Can the bottle be recycled?

Yes, its 100% recyclable but please empty and rinse bottle of any excess Love Lube before recycling.

 

Is the formulation vegan and cruelty free?

Indeed is it, no animal by products used in this formulation. We use 100% natural ingredients with no nasties or hidden surprises. That means no sugar, chemicals, gluten, glycerin, parabens & hormones.

 

What is the shelf life and expiry date, does it have one?

Yes, each Love Lube product is tested vigorously and put through stability testing to guarantee a 3 year shelf life. Each box will have batch code and expiry date printed on the bottom.

What size is the 005 Frenchie Beret?

The Frenchie Beret 005 is 53mm wide by 180mm long with a teat end. This is the most common size and should fit most comfortably. If you have a request for different size please tell us here


How thin is the condom?

One of the thinnest latex condoms on the market, with a nominal thickness of 0.0055mm (a standard condom thickness is between 0.0065mm to 0.007mm thick). Yes very very thin, meaning maximum oh la la sexy time without compromising quality.


Is it safe to use and will it break?

Our condoms are electronically triple tested for safety to ensure no accidental breakage. Manufactured in a world class facility in Malaysia and registered as a Class IIb medical device in Australia under the strict guidance of the Therapeutic Guide of Australia otherwise known as the TGA. Condoms when used correctly can be the most effective form of contraception and can reduce the likelihood of sexually transmitted infections transmission.


Will they make me a better lover

Unfortunately not hot stuff, they will however assist with unwanted pregnancies and act as a barrier to protect you from sexually transmitted infections. But look no further, we've got your back! Learn how to be an exceptional lover here


Do Frenchie’s have the strong smell of rubber?

Whilst they may not smell like Chanel No5 they do not smell like a burnt rubber or smelly feet. This is because during the manufacturing process the natural rubber latex is stripped and washed multiple times through the world class manufacturing line ensuring product integrity and quality.

 

What is the shelf life and expiry date, does it have one?

Yes, each Frenchie beret is tested vigorously and guarantee a 5 year shelf life. Each box will have batch code and expiry date printed on the bottom.

 

Are your condoms vegan and cruelty free?

Indeed they are, no animal by products such as Casein are used to strip the rubber latex during the production of Frenchie. We use 100% natural ingredients with no nasties or hidden surprises. That means no sugar, no animal protein, no chemicals, no gluten, no glycerine, no parabens, hormones or spermicides.

 

How shall I store my Frenchie Beret’s?

Please store out of direct sunlight and optimal storage temp of 15c – 35c. Once used please dispose of correctly in the trash.

 

Instructions for Use

PERSONAL WIPES: DIRECTIONS FOR USE

OUI OUI WIPES: TO KEEP YOU OH-SO-FRESH FROM HEAD TO TOE AND EVERYWHERE IN BETWEEN ;)

Remove the wipe from the sachet. Unfold and wipe gently over any area of your body that you need to freshen up.

Wipes are for single use only. Do not reuse your wipe after use.

Dispose of the wipe and its packet in the garbage. Wipes should not be flushed down the toilet, as they can cause blockages to your plumbing system.

 

LUBE: DIRECTIONS FOR USE

FRENCHIE OH LA LA LOVE LUBE IS A NATURAL WATER BASED LUBRICANT THAT GIVES YOU A SENSUAL VELVETY SMOOTH FEELING... OH LA LA

Whether you’re doing the Arc De Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower or just doing yourself - Oh La La Love Lube can help to moisturise and lubricate to make sexy time easier and more comfortable. Ever tried to eat a baguette without butter?

Apply desired about of lubricant to your sexy areas before and during sex. Hey, you can even apply it after if you so desire. Reapply as needed.

 

CONDOMS: DIRECTIONS FOR USE

Chances are you’re a pro at this, but just incase you forgot here’s some information that will make sure you are getting the best protection and having the safest, sexiest fun possible.

 

BEFORE SEX

1. If extra lubrication is needed, use water-based lubricants only!

2. DO NOT USE OIL BASED LUBRICANTS such as petroleum jelly, mineral oil and cold cream, as they may weaken the condom and cause subsequent failure of the product. So can some topical medicines that are applied to the penis, vagina or anus. If you are not sure about the effect of the medicines you’re using on condoms, ask your doctor or pharmacist.

3. Do not use the condom if the rubber material is sticky or brittle or the individual container is obviously damaged.

4. Seek medical assistance as soon as possible, at least within 72 hours should a condom leak or burst during use.

5. Condoms are for single use only, reused condom could increase the risk of breakage and infection.

6. When used correctly every time you have sex, latex condoms help prevent pregnancy, reduce the risk of transmitting HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted infectious.

7. No method of contraception can provide 100% protection against pregnancy or transmission of HIV and STIs. If you suspect that you or your partner may have become pregnant or infected, consult your doctor immediately.

8. If you are allergic to natural rubber latex products, consult your doctor for advice before use. Natural rubber latex can cause allergic reactions including anaphylactic shock.

9. Store in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight.

10. Keep away from children. Can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken condom fragments.

11. Normal condoms are for vaginal use only, not for anal sex. Use of condom during oral sex increase the risk of asphyxiation or choking.

12. Condom is a medical device to be used by adults.

13. Any serious incident that has occurred in relation to the device should be reported to the manufacturer and the competent authority of the Member State in which the user and/or patient is established.

14. These condoms conform to International standards ISO 4074/EN ISO 4074

 

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